10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
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