10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Welcome to kicker school
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.