10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.