10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon