10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.