10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"