10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.