10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo