10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.