10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts