10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "No river, no fish."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.