10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Welcome to kicker school
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--