10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.