10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester