10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak