10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "No river, no fish."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack