10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters