10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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