10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Fold and live to fold again
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.