10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus