10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger