10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill