10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is for loners.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow