10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe