10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.