10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."