10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves