10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm