10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- im going to 2 out you to death
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.