10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.