10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Welcome to kicker school
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson