10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Welcome to kicker school
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.