10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is for loners.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.