10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.