10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.