10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine