10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.