10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers