10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)