10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.