10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth