10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it