10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves