10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.