10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."