10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger