10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."