10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Fold and live to fold again
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.