10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.