10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.